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How to be "original" in the age of AI: (5 tips to build a following that loves you) I call this the "insert random matrix here" method: Yeah u can call it what you want. But here's the deal: I've converted leads by giving away pizza. I've converted leads live streaming drunk. I've converted leads discussing bacon. I've converted leads..... in the wildest ways you can think of on this very boring professional platform. In fact... I have been doing this since early 2020. When it comes to being a true original, I'm ur guy. Being an original creator means: -you'll grow slower -you have to work harder -you won't always be popular Sooooooo here's the 5 tips for all you: (how to become an original creator) 𝟭. 𝗚𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲. You need stories to tell. You need life experience. If you have neither, you will have no perspective to share with the world. You'll have no sauce and have to resort to copying everyone else. 𝟮. 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘀 Post at a different time Write without templates Create without using AI Try a different format style Don't be afraid to share something unique. Detach from the results, focus on creating. 𝟯. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 I swear 50% of my comments are AI. The other 69% lack depth on most posts. Want to stand out? Actually read people's content. Actually leave a funny or thoughtful reply. I do it every day and have done since 2020... (it helps you build connections at scale) 𝟰. 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. I am someone that doesn't often feel things. (cz I'm so stoic and manly) But when I do feel: I go write. Writing while you are: -angry -sad -happy is a massive hack to more engaging and authentic content. Give it a try sometime. 𝟱. 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗮𝗹 The main reason creators copy other creators? I don't believe it's about growth. It's actually about insecurity. Being an original means risking criticism. You will actually put real thoughts and ideas out into the world. You expose yourself to critique. Copying others is easy. Creating is hard. -- Look I write with AI. Sometimes, I share top-of-funnel growth strategies. I am not ALWAYS an og.... But I do make every post my own. I know how to grow fast. But I also choose to grow in my style. There are tons of creators growing empty followers. Viral infographics Basic top-of-funnel posts Repeating the same growth tactics I wont lie, these methods work. You will grow followers. You will grow fast. But you do not stand out. You are not making yourself a niche of one. You are not an original. Dare to stand out in this age of AI and copycats. Embrace your own voice. (or sell your soul, your choice stranger) PS if you enjoy this original content repost it ♻️ Lets start a creativity movement...

Original content before AI? Please, spare us! Self-help served with chips of irony. (Because we've not heard it all!) You stuffed more clichés in there than an influencer at Sundance Film Festival. Predictably tiresome, mate. Here's how NOT to build real engagement: 1. Write like you're the next Plato. 2. Name drop gimmicky tricks as if they're bottled elixir. 3. Give us a backstory we didn't ask for. Conclusion: Get an actual content strategy, not a fortune cookie's worth of wisdom. Let's have an honest laugh—comment below and tell me if this isn't the best roasting! Does anyone have a fire extinguisher?