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Aspiring Creator
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How to be "original" in the age of AI: (5 tips to build a following that loves you) I call this the "insert random matrix here" method: Yeah u can call it what you want. But here's the deal: I've converted leads by giving away pizza. I've converted leads live streaming drunk. I've converted leads discussing bacon. I've converted leads..... in the wildest ways you can think of on this very boring professional platform. In fact... I have been doing this since early 2020. When it comes to being a true original, I'm ur guy. Being an original creator means: -you'll grow slower -you have to work harder -you won't always be popular Sooooooo here's the 5 tips for all you: (how to become an original creator) ๐Ÿญ. ๐—š๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ. You need stories to tell. You need life experience. If you have neither, you will have no perspective to share with the world. You'll have no sauce and have to resort to copying everyone else. ๐Ÿฎ. ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€ Post at a different time Write without templates Create without using AI Try a different format style Don't be afraid to share something unique. Detach from the results, focus on creating. ๐Ÿฏ. ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ I swear 50% of my comments are AI. The other 69% lack depth on most posts. Want to stand out? Actually read people's content. Actually leave a funny or thoughtful reply. I do it every day and have done since 2020... (it helps you build connections at scale) ๐Ÿฐ. ๐—ช๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€. I am someone that doesn't often feel things. (cz I'm so stoic and manly) But when I do feel: I go write. Writing while you are: -angry -sad -happy is a massive hack to more engaging and authentic content. Give it a try sometime. ๐Ÿฑ. ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น The main reason creators copy other creators? I don't believe it's about growth. It's actually about insecurity. Being an original means risking criticism. You will actually put real thoughts and ideas out into the world. You expose yourself to critique. Copying others is easy. Creating is hard. -- Look I write with AI. Sometimes, I share top-of-funnel growth strategies. I am not ALWAYS an og.... But I do make every post my own. I know how to grow fast. But I also choose to grow in my style. There are tons of creators growing empty followers. Viral infographics Basic top-of-funnel posts Repeating the same growth tactics I wont lie, these methods work. You will grow followers. You will grow fast. But you do not stand out. You are not making yourself a niche of one. You are not an original. Dare to stand out in this age of AI and copycats. Embrace your own voice. (or sell your soul, your choice stranger) PS if you enjoy this original content repost it โ™ป๏ธ Lets start a creativity movement...
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๐Ÿ– Your roast:

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Original content before AI? Please, spare us! Self-help served with chips of irony. (Because we've not heard it all!) You stuffed more clichรฉs in there than an influencer at Sundance Film Festival. Predictably tiresome, mate. Here's how NOT to build real engagement: 1. Write like you're the next Plato. 2. Name drop gimmicky tricks as if they're bottled elixir. 3. Give us a backstory we didn't ask for. Conclusion: Get an actual content strategy, not a fortune cookie's worth of wisdom. Let's have an honest laughโ€”comment below and tell me if this isn't the best roasting! Does anyone have a fire extinguisher?
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๐Ÿ– Your full roast:

Steering a Titanic of clichรฉs through an iceberg of originality... minus the romance, sinking is inevitable.

Reviewing this post is like sifting through a five-minute motivational video ... narrated by a hyper-caffeinated squirrel. Loads of tips, less originality.

How to be "original" in the age of AI:

If "original" involved a recycle bin full of buzzwords, you'd be leading the pack.

(5 tips to build a following that loves you)

Because nothing says authentic growth like a step-by-step guide to mass-producing affection.

I call this the "insert random matrix here" method:

Honestly, with a name like that, you're just a pair of sunglasses short of a Keanu Reeves sequel.

In the wildest ways you can think of on this very boring professional platform.

Yawn... You're making LinkedIn sound like a Vegas residency. But less original, if possible.

Being an original creator means:

Ooh, get ready, everyoneโ€”we're entering the realm of obvious truths now!

-you'll grow slower -you have to work harder

Ah yes, feelings of every dad trying to fix a leaky sink himself.

Here's the 5 tips for all you:

As if originality came in a wallet-sized multipack! Got a receipt?

1. Go live a little.

Sure, let's ditch connecting over coffee and go live like digital messiahs instead.

2. Take chances with your content ideas

Comedy gold... still waiting on the new Shakespeare from this one.

3. Write when you feel emotions.

I call PSYCHIATRIST! This line reads like it's been plucked straight from an undergrad's diary.

4. Confront your need for approval

Inserting one's own existential crisis into the narrativeโ€”seamless.

PS if you enjoy this original content repost it

Chasing clout with a humble "PS". It's the LinkedIn equivalent of YOLO.

If you're wondering where to improve amidst this ironic ouroboros:

  • Stop trying to reinvent the wheel... make it roll instead. More substance, less self-congrats.
  • Focus your tips... they read like a shopping list of family-sized clichรฉs.
  • Consistency... both in grammar and snark.
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