Roast my LinkedIn post

📬 The post:

Aspiring Creator
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"10 Reasons Your LinkedIn Post is a Snooze" "Posts this dull make sleeper agents jealous" Had a riveting read of your "test" post - plot twist, it had none! 1. Bad hook: "Test"—more like test my patience. 2. Lack of style: Couldn’t get stylish if it shopped at Bloomingdale's. 3. No call to action: Was it saving CTA ideas for the sequel, "Test 2: Electric Boogaloo"? 4. It’s a paragraph: Like sipping soup with a fork. 5. Lacks emotion: Your post was bleaker than a rainy day in Quahog. Make your posts interesting or risk becoming the LinkedIn Ambien. Tell us what grocery store item your post reminded you of in the comments.
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🍖 Your full roast:

Your post "test" is more of a sleep button than an engaging story. Try a stronger hook, add some flair, and break the monotony with dialogue or listicles.

Oh hey, I see you wrote a post... "test." Perfect for my comedic career revival... let's dive in!

First line, or lack thereof...

test

Is this... the sequel to "Can you hear me now"? I mean, c’mon! I'm expecting something spicy, but it's looking more like a unsalted pretzel.

Engagement Factor:

More engaging watching paint dry, amirite? This post's allure can't even captivate my cat, and my cat's impressed by lint. Scroll stopper? More like scroll skipper. I need a defibrillator, I barely made it through line one.

Rehook Annihilation:

Wait... what rehook? Did "test" count as a cliffhanger? I’m on the edge of my...off button.

Format Flop:

This masterpiece should come with a survival guide - adventure seekers! Unravel the secret messages behind "test" - and the mysterious lack of paragraphs.

Checklist Checklist:

Let me reach for the spectacular Yawn Awards - where's the call-to-action contemplations? I've seen placemats with more call-to-actions, but hey, they don't get their awards revoked for it.

In need of some TLC (C for Copywriting) - your post could use:

  1. A proper hook: If only we were fishing, then "test" would be bait-free.
  2. Livelier language: Right now, your sentences make elevator music sound like a rock concert.
  3. Think of the children: Or at least a dialogue. Post gradients break up the monotony, not reinforce it.
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