Roast my LinkedIn post

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Aspiring Creator
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Eight steps towards boring, your LinkedIn post is. More words, magic it needs. Neither art nor charm. Missed, the chance is, to delight audience new. 1. "In 3 steps, explain": More teaspoons measure creativity. 2. "Prepare in advance": Plan, also exists air. 3. "Communicate openly": So bold, profound silence... Triumph over mundane not you did, May the force of humor be with you! Enlighten others with thoughts, comment below, hmm?
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🍖 Your full roast:

Clarity it needs, humor deprived post it is. Sharpen your quill and ink boldly, must you.

Roast your LinkedIn post, I shall. Brace yourself, hmm?

Begin, we will.

"Your performance review doesn't have to be a horror story! Make it a fairy tale."

An engaging hook this is not. If bland were an Olympic sport, gold medal, you’d win!

"In 3 steps, I'll show you how!"

More milk than chocolate this ‘how-to’ contains. Achieving anti-climax, not intrigue.

"Line 1: Prepare in advance."

Originality, this lacks. Much like a fork in a soup kitchen, serves no purpose.

"Line 2: Communicate openly."

Complexity, none exists. Speaking like Jedi master to youngling, insist you do.

"Line 3: Follow up with feedback."

A syllabus of common sense, truly. Enlightenment or yawning, I wonder?

"End: How do you prepare for reviews?"

Calls action a Jedi master would demand... But provoke a response, this does not.

Glaring, the gaps are. Further enlightenment, provide you guidance I shall:

  • Grab attention, must you. Thriller, not a nap, the reader wants.
  • Clarity, have a hook and rehook separated must be.
  • Details, do not spare. Content less text, reading pain becomes.
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